"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside."
Mitch Hendberg

"I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse."
Isaac Asimov

"If you believe in telekenisis, raise my hands."
Anonymous

"Of course it is possible that UFO's really do contain aliens as many people believe, and the government is hushing it up. I wouldn't like to comment on that."
Stephen Hawking

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